"My relatives used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs, and say, "You're next!" They stopped doing this, however, after I did the exact same thing to them at funerals" Marriage & How To Avoid It is written by Guy Blews, whose irreverent, no-holds-barred attitude has earned him a huge following, not to mention a presenting slot on Men and Motors’ new makeover show with a difference, All the Gear, No Idea. From an early age, Guy Blews was subjected to the perverse Middle England logic that unless he was married with children by thirty there was something profoundly wrong with him. He subsequently left England and committed himself to another life. He currently lives in Malibu, California, and oddly enough, is still not married. Love and Marriage According To Blews "You are told that family life is as much a certainty as death; you are not told that family life will probably lead you to your death..." "What is the difference between a faithful husband and an unfaithful husband? One gets caught" "There is no trust, love and belief in marriage - if there was, there would be no need for marriage in the first place" "There is only one way to keep sex going during marriage - have an affair" "If we do not marry, then we do not divorce. And prevention is always better than cure"